3 Things You (May) Not Know about Couples Massages

Of course, in honor of February 14th. . . Valentine's Day. . . or, Love Day, as many of my friends have called it this year:

Here are 3 tidbits of information that pertain to Couples Massages. 

(Disclaimer: These statistics are not scientifically collected; they are just random observations from the Couples Massages that I've given in the last 10 years.)

• Roughly 50% of the time, among couples who schedule a Couples Massage, it is the man's first massage appointment. No problem, guys! Whether you've been surprised on your anniversary, dragged into the spa when you'd planned to hit the gym or the golf course, or whether it was your idea to schedule the massage, your therapists are glad to see you both and will do our best to make it a great experience for you.

• Although your sweetheart is receiving a massage in the same room, your session is still focused on your goals. If your spouse just wants to chill out and relax, but you have been dreaming of getting those knots worked out of your lower back with some deep-tissue massage, no problem! To each his/her own. 

• Just to let you know, and to clarify any rumors on the subject of snoring: It's my observation that, 87% of the time, a male client is the most likely one to snore during a Couples Massage. Don't worry, though. Your massage therapist will take a snore as a compliment, and your partner is used to your snoring anyway.

(and Happy Valentine's Day to you!)